Going Commando
I truly would rather laugh at Mom’s shenanigans than, well, cry or pull out my hair. So, when she returned from the bathroom and handed my dad a pair of clean folded underwear, it never occurred to me that these were the ones she’d been wearing earlier that morning. I gently touched her thigh and discovered that she had indeed gone commando. That’s what it’s called when you don’t wear underwear. The term was first popularized in the 1970s but it was an episode of the long-run